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Not so long ago I had an adventure. I was dozing on my Win Perch when a strange man entered the kitchen. After one look at his shifty eyes and false beard I was sure he was up to no good. Look at him. Would you trust this man?
I think that this must have been a birdie kidnapping. I'm not sure if he was intending on keeping me or eating me but I wasn't about to find out.
I attacked! Fists are no match for a strong beak and sharp claws. Within seconds I had managed to rip his clothes off and had him on the defensive.
After that it was easy. A few quick bites to the jugular and it was over. But now I had to decide what to do with the body. The simplest way of hiding it was to eat it. So that's what I did. You can see me wolfing down his liver. It was really tasty.